plz talk dirty to me
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Randomize