what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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