So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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