so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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