Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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