dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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