He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Randomize
