I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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