you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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