did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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