Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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