me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my being single is dangerous.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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