he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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