You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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