Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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