Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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