I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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