Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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