If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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