I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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