Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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