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can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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