do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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