pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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