Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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