Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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