i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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