He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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