naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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