Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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