Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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