I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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