and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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