with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
4 words: hood of his car
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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