My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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