White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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