wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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