ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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