So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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