I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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