I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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