I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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