don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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