remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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