oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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