is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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