How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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