i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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