She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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