Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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