i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??