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(905): View more from Ontario

"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"

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(505): View more from New Mexico

These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"

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(404): View more from Georgia

hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

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(804): View more from Virginia

Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome

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(314): View more from Missouri

The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

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(909): View more from California

My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party

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