"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party