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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

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  morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me

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• (845): View more from New York

  Because ur a stupid bitch

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  Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.

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• (714): View more from California

  I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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• (310): View more from California

  Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.

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  if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?

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  except your soul

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??

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