oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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