Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.