Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(361): View more from Texas

What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?

(1-361): View more from Texas

These are the tickets we got last night.

(361): View more from Texas

Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?

(1-361): View more from Texas

Yes...yes you did.

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(281): View more from Texas

After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.

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(602): View more from Arizona

just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish

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(818): View more from California

I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up

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(727): View more from Florida

He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed

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