wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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