just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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