Got a toothbrush?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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