best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
