I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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