fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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