Is it normal to miss your booty call?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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