I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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