He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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