Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
