She's JV to your varsity
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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