That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I look better un-naked...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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